01. The three of us had barbeques every Sunday when I was three. And I will be by the pool, either by myself or with our neighbours. 02. I vomited in the plane when I was 4. 03. My mum made me rub all my work and re-do everything neatly. And that was in Kindergaten 1 and 2. 04. My parents bought an extra birthday cake for me to celebrate my birthday in class when I was 5. And this snobbish girl said she doesn’t like my cake. F* her. 05.My mum was unhappy with my Kindergarten results cuz I got 7th in class. 06. I performed in this Community Club for some event when I was 6 put up by my Kindergarten teacher. It was a dance no. and my parents attended it. 07. I sat on plasticine cuz I didn’t want any of my cousins to have it. Even though it wasn’t mine. Haha. And it ruined my favourite pants. I was embarrassed and they were all talking Chinese and I was like huh. 08. I was chosen to be the monitress in primary one. And the monitor was some smart-alec called Alan. (my dad’s name! LMAO) 09. All my classmates received storybooks for Children’s Day and I got “Alice in Wonderland.” 10. I was in primary two and was in this story-telling competition. My mum sneaked into the school to silently support me. And I got second, beating the primary 5 students. 11. i had to wait for my parents to pick me up from school and I waited till 6.30pm 12. My mum told me this classmate of mine had a crush on me. 13. This boy I like held my hand in class. And he sat beside me. And I think he was really good-looking. And our teacher teased us. First Love. And his name is Izwan. 14. I got transferred to another school and everyone thinks I am an alien or something. 15. This classmate came up to me and spoke to me in Chinese. She was the first friend I made. Her name is Clare. 16. My Math teacher applauded me when I did the 7 times table. She said, “Good. Very good.” 17. My Maths teacher was impressed I got third in the cohord, beating the smart asses. Even though I was like a new student. 18. I kick this guy’s err…private part. (I really dunno it hurts at tt time). And he punched me. It was primary 5. 19. The badminton outings to school every Saturday with my class mates in primary six. 20. Which leads to my first $80 Carbonex racket. 21. I barfed again in the plane. 22. The first friend I made in secondary school. Her name is Azlindah. 23. The first time my classmate called me up to do chatting. Her name is Stella and she was my second best-friend. 24. My first date. We watched Bring It On. I was 13. His name was Philip Yelzman. And I still have he picture we took together. 25. When I talked on the phone everyday with Stella, talking about MTVs, friends and ….well. 26. My mum kicked me out of the house. 27. My dad recommended me to see a psychiatrist and I burst out in rage and turned the house topsy-turvy. 28. When this guy asked me for my phone no. That was in sec 1. His name is Taufiq. 29. My members go to recess together and all five of us will eat black pepper chicken and laugh at stupid things. 30. I played basketball with my classmate at Pandan Valley. Her name is Debra. 31. Debra and I would go this guy’s hse and pretended our basketball was busted so we had to borrow his. And he’s always topless at home. Wuahuhauha. His name is Richard Milner and he wont be coming back to Singapore. 32. I got sacked from the prefect’s committee. 33. Cleaning and re-arranging the books under Azlindah’s desk cuz it’s too messy. 34. Failing Malay in sec 1 and 2. 35. My A1 grade for Malay’s O’Level first paper. 36. Crying for 4 days cuz I didn’t go to MTVASIA 2002…when Mandy Moore co-hosted it. I didn’t know there were tickets in my mailbox. 37. Getting a free ticket to MTVASIA 2003 at the last min and went for the awards with Peining and Sumei. 38. Sneaking in into MTVASIA 2004 with Azlindah. We are such good actors and cry-ers. 39. The boyfriend I really really like. He’s got a nasal voice and he looks like Ashton Kutcher. And he plays basketball. And he’s 185. His name is Josh Mobley. He lives in Woodlands. He goes to Singapore American School. Shit. I should stop going on and on abt him. But I remember all the late night chats with him, not studying and talking to him. STOP IT. 40. My first kiss in a hallway. 41.The first classmate I talked to during SP orientation. Her name is Jiahui. 42. Sabby did not turn up for the second day orientation and I went up to May and see if wanna partner me in the President’s Challenge thingy. 43. My mum said, “If anything is to happen, I wun give up on you.” 44. I changed the perception of my paternal relatives of me. 45. I come up with all these crazy phrases and one-song-line like “Ooh I try to be normal”, “Help Help The Wall Is Collapsing” and “Madness”. 46. He said he loved me and would marry me and have our own little family. I was so gullible to believe him. His name is Brad Johnson. 47. The friends I made during the Avril Lavigne concert. 48. All the bad memories. 49. All the good memories. 50. How much I wanna share my secrets with someone I can really trust. Other than my 2 other best friends whom are sadly not in the same sch as i am.
